he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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