I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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