I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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