Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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