yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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