Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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