That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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