You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Are my feet made of real feet?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
third nipple confirmed
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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