uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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