help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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