Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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