i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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