he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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