These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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