Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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