Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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