I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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