I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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