i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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