only if we run a train.
done.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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