So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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