dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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