yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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