so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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