haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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