oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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