Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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