Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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