did you get engaged???
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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