i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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