I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
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its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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