Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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