look no pants
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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