Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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