I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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