Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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