your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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