ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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