Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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