And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize