That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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