glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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