Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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