I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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