Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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