I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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