great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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