I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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