I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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