We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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